Santa bhai has a problem....

Santa: I have swallowed a key.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back

Doctor: What were you doing till now

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.



A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again,

Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out.



Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,

he hasn't come back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else?



Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.



Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his

wife's lover is crying & furiously...

Finally, Santa consoles him,

Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.



Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch

him from the key hole.



Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah

pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.



Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.



One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born

in this village?

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!



American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..

Sardarji says: " India me tu shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"



Sardar orders pizza.

Waiter: Sir should i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge



Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar

aisa lagta hai jaise vo usko vapas karne aya hai.



Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.

When a person asked what are you doing?

He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.



2 sardars were fighting after exam.

Teacher: Y r u fighting?

1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Teacher: So what?

1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will

think that we both copied.





The BEST ONE >>>>>>>>>>>>

Superb.





Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going I

sent my wife with him.



Enjoy ... Keep Smile on FACE.... Be Happy.