Banta Singh's Letter To Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates Computerwale,


Sat Sri Akal,


This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.


1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account, but whenever we fill the form for new mail account, in the password column, only ****** appears. In the rest of the fields whatever we type appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with our hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.


2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button. 


3. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to send this button by parcel since we have paid for a full machine.


4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run ' and has ran upto Amritsar. So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.


5. Is there any 're-scooter' available in your system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.


6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??


7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from cats, So I suggest u to provide a safe house for mouse, at no extra charge because the mouse problem was created by you.


8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect the money won by you.


9. My child has mastered 'Microsoft word'. Now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?


Best regards,
Banta Singh