funny 'n' cool: December 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009

Very Cool: World’s Largest Spherical Photo (18-Gigapixel Awesomeness)

http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/12/18/spherical-panorama-photo-18-gigapixel/

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Corporate Lessons

A sales rep, an adm inistration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”
“Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the a world.” Poof! She’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.
“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A Rabbit asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Marketing Concepts

A Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA ) was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-

1... You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2... You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3... You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her

telephone number. The next day, you call and say:

"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4... You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and

straighten your tie,

you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of

the car)for her,

pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:

By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5... You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says:

You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6... You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on

your face.

- That's Customer Feedback

7... You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her

husband.

- That's demand and supply gap

8... You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before

you say

anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you

marry me?"

and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your

market share

9... You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before

you say:

"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction

for entering new markets

Funny Poems written by a husband to a wife...

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

How men get into trouble !!!

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, " Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe? " the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

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Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

" Is this your wife? " the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.. It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez , You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all the three.

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez ."